Male Rights

My former co-workers were questioning possible changes in me since retirement and stressing the need to maintain the evolutionary advantaages man has acquired over women through the ages.  I replied with "I get it" and this poem.

It's the male of the species
Whose rights we must address
He's lost so much of maleness
All under sheer duress
It's the female of the species
(The ones that wear a dress)
That have the rights once solely male
And poor man has got so less

We men must stand together
For this is not a game
Women's rights are all the rage now
And the government's to blame
If we let them harm the species
We should hang our heads in shame
Those rights through evolution
We must fight so they remain

Mdailey 8/3/10